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I'm going to stay here and enjoy my weekend, okay? 23 00:01:47,330 --> 00:01:52,750 Hey, Mom. 24 00:01:53,090 --> 00:01:54,730 Hope you're enjoying your honeymoon. 25 00:01:55,560 --> 00:02:01,920 So, I'm back at the house, and your husband's son is saying that he's 26 00:02:01,920 --> 00:02:02,920 to be house -sitting? 27 00:02:03,020 --> 00:02:04,500 I mean, you asked me to do it. 28 00:02:06,260 --> 00:02:07,320 Are you serious? 29 00:02:08,940 --> 00:02:09,940 Mom. 30 00:02:10,479 --> 00:02:12,880 I don't want to do that. Come on. 31 00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,720 Okay, fine. 32 00:02:14,760 --> 00:02:20,520 I will do this for you, but you better bring me back a bomb -ass present from 33 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:21,119 that event. 34 00:02:21,120 --> 00:02:22,120 Okay? 35 00:02:24,460 --> 00:02:25,460 Love you too. 36 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,600 Yeah, bye. 37 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:29,540 Excuse me. 38 00:02:31,520 --> 00:02:36,760 So apparently we're supposed to spend this weekend getting to know each other 39 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:41,640 and forming some type of step -sibling bond or something. 40 00:02:43,280 --> 00:02:47,780 Whatever. Look, as long as we get to watch the game, I don't really care 41 00:02:47,780 --> 00:02:49,100 any of that, okay? 42 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:53,360 You realize that they don't have cable, right? 43 00:02:56,829 --> 00:02:59,510 What? Yeah, they don't even own a TV. 44 00:03:00,910 --> 00:03:02,490 How is that even possible? 45 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:06,390 You realize that my mom is a huge hippie, right? 46 00:03:07,470 --> 00:03:09,510 I guess your dad doesn't care, really. 47 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:12,450 Um, well, okay, look. 48 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:18,170 Let me check my phone. I can watch it on my phone real quick. 49 00:03:20,330 --> 00:03:21,770 No fucking service? 50 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,250 Yeah, duh. 51 00:03:24,510 --> 00:03:25,289 Look outside. 52 00:03:25,290 --> 00:03:26,490 We're in boonies. 53 00:03:28,030 --> 00:03:29,030 Fuck. 54 00:03:31,410 --> 00:03:34,550 What's the Wi -Fi password, huh? You got the Wi -Fi password, right? 55 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:39,350 Do you really think that if they don't own a TV that they have Wi -Fi? 56 00:03:40,970 --> 00:03:43,870 What the fuck am I supposed to do all this? 57 00:03:44,510 --> 00:03:48,030 Like... 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Oh. 125 00:09:26,440 --> 00:09:27,440 Well. 126 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,360 Okay. 127 00:09:29,900 --> 00:09:30,879 All right. 128 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:37,540 Well, if you want to play that game, if I win, I get to fuck that ass. 129 00:09:55,660 --> 00:09:56,660 Let's go. 130 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:59,260 Read them and weep. 131 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:03,560 Not so fast, huh? 132 00:10:04,480 --> 00:10:06,780 Bam. Right there. Look at that. 133 00:10:07,540 --> 00:10:08,540 All me. 134 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:14,240 No. No. No. You didn't. I did. 135 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,399 I did. 136 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,840 Oh my god. I know. 137 00:10:17,580 --> 00:10:20,720 What the fuck is that? 138 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:22,560 Did you cheat? 139 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:25,010 I don't fucking cheat. I'm just good. 140 00:10:26,330 --> 00:10:28,910 It's a tough day. Holy shit. 141 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:30,730 What the fuck? 142 00:10:31,270 --> 00:10:32,990 Yeah. 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